Funny Stories

Posted on 7 November 2019


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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was lost on the beach and the cop helped me look for my parents I said, "Do you think we'll find them?"

He said, "I don't know, kid, there's so many places they could hide."

-- Story submitted by Barry   [Funny Stories]



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Beware of Prince Charles

Year 1981:
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope died.

Year 2005:
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to marry, somebody please warn the Pope.

-- Story submitted by Robson   [Funny Stories]



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I was visiting my mother one day, when she passed the candy dish full of chocolates and took one for herself.

"I thought your doctor told you to stop eating candy," I said.

"Oh, I don't have to listen to him anymore," she replied.

"Why not?"

"He died."

-- Story submitted by Megan Wilk   [Funny Stories]



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U.S. Judge sentences men to dress as women

Coshocton, Ohio - Two Ohio men who threw beer bottles at a woman in a car have paid the price -- they had to parade through the center of their hometown dressed as women.

Jason Householder, 23, and John Stockum, 21, walked around downtown Coshocton, population 12,000, for an hour Friday afternoon wearing dresses, wigs and makeup.

Coshocton County Municipal Judge David Hostetler passed the sentence on October 18, telling the men they could either comply with his order or go to jail for 60 days after being convicted of criminal damage. He also fined them $250 each.

Hostetler, who often imposes unorthodox sentences, says he does so because of overcrowding in the Coshocton County Jail.

-- Story submitted by h33   [Funny Stories]



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It was Christmas Eve; the department store manager was in his office just paying off Father Christmas. All of a sudden a teenager and ordered the manager to hand-over the not inconsiderable takings.

The manager was wondering what to do, so the teenager attempted to fire his gun in order to make the manager's mind, and open the till and hand over the money. Although the robber pulled the trigger, nothing happened, so unbelievably, he peered down the barrel and then fired again.

This time it worked.

-- Story submitted by Liam Roth   [Funny Stories]



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