Funny Stories

Posted on 16 October 2020


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A senior in the high school class I taught was always in trouble, both at home and at school, and he was getting fed up.

"That's it! I'm tired of people telling me what to do," he announced at the end of class one day. "As soon as I graduate, I'm joining the Marines."

-- Story submitted by Brandon   [Funny Stories]



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While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's cheque and proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be unable to cash his check.

"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer indicates that you do not have sufficient funds to cover this amount. As a matter of fact," she continued, "our records show your account overdrawn in excess of $5000."

"It CAN'T be!" he cried. "You have got to be kidding!"

"Yes, I am," she answered with a big smile, counting out his cash. "But you will notice that your hiccups are gone."

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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In her rush to return to university, my friend Jill was caught speeding. When she called to tell her parents, she did her best to downplay the incident.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," she began. "the good news is my 16-year-old car still does 120 kilometers an hour. The bad news is the police know it.

-- Story submitted by Betsy   [Funny Stories]



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From "The Houston Chronicle":

A defense attorney in a Northern California murder case says he believes Max the parrot may hold the answer to who smothered Jane Gill to death in her bedroom two years ago. But an attempt to get the African gray parrot's testimony into evidence last week was blocked by the judge.

Max was found dehydrated and hungry in his cage two days after Gill's murder. After the parrot was coaxed back to health at a pet shop, the shop's owner said the bird began to cry out, "Richard, no, no, no!" The man charged in the case is Gill's business partner, and his name is not Richard. He says he is innocent.

Gary Dixon, a private investigator working on the case, surmised that the bird is now in a witness-protection program. "Max's identity has been changed, and he is now a macaw," he said.

-- Story submitted by law-n-don   [Funny Stories]



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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth.

This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

-- Story submitted by edd   [Funny Stories]



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