Funny Stories

Posted on 10 October 2018


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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson asked my son the question. "Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" he asked innocently.

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's OK if you don't know the answer."

-- Story submitted by makhno   [Funny Stories]



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In an effort to snag more long distance telephone calls (charged to a credit card or a third number), AT&T reserved the toll-free number 1-800-OPERATOR.

Not to be outdone, and perhaps knowing the public better, MCI reserved the number 1-800-OPERATER and has been scooping up calls intended for its arch-rival.

-- Story submitted by Logan LeBlanc   [Funny Stories]



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One day I was in a practical joke mood. I had just installed a new computer for someone new to computers. After installing, I sat her down in front of the PC for her first lesson.

This is the conversation:

Me: This is the newest computer on the market. It's voice activated.

User: Really....cool.

Me: Yea, all you do is look at the screen and say "Turn On".

User (Looking at the screen): "Turn On".

Me: You have to get closer.

User (leaning forward): "Turn On".

Me: No, closer and louder.

User (two inches from the monitor, in a loud voice): "TURN ON!"

Me: Oh, must be broken. Here use the manual override.

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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Texan prisons have banned convicts on death row from having a last cigarette, on the grounds that it is bad for their health.

-- Story submitted by Barry Waite   [Funny Stories]



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