Funny Stories

Posted on 9 October 2018


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Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our fourth arrived, he was much larger.

After delivery, the medical team began testing and measuring my new son. The last reading came from a nurse, who seemed impressed as she read, "Weight, nine pounds, eight ounces."

My husband, a CPA in corporate finance who'd been quiet up to this point, could contain himself no longer.

"How about that!" my husband exclaimed happily. "It's 36.5% more baby!"

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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Our boss told us that a salary raise is planned. One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?"

The boss answered, "As soon as you do."

-- Story submitted by rastrand   [Funny Stories]



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I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face.

After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face.

-- Story submitted by RTF   [Funny Stories]



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I'm not saying our new receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms:

Date of Birth: January 12, 1978
Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Height: 20 inches

-- Story submitted by Nara   [Funny Stories]



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