Funny Stories

Posted on 19 September 2018


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Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "Why?"

"Because," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!"

-- Story submitted by Carl Poluchek   [Funny Stories]



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One day in line for the automatic teller I overheard:

Person 1: Gee, I don't get it...

Person 2: What's wrong?

Person 1: My card won't work.

Person 2: Did anything happen to it?

Person 1: I don't think so... It wasn't working very well for a while, so I rubbed the strip on the back with a magnet to recharge it... Now it isn't working at all!

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself.

When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack.

Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.

-- Story submitted by Colin Bowyer   [Funny Stories]



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Pita's brother Anuj is very witty. One day his teacher was teaching about the wild animals in the class. The teacher gave 'Lion' as an example of a wild animal.

Then she asked Anuj to give the name of another wild animal, to which he promptly replied, "Another lion, ma'am."

-- Story submitted by T.Aswini Patro   [Funny Stories]



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