Funny Stories

Posted on 10 August 2019


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My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.

"He can be reached at 4700, Ma'am," the soldier advised.

With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"

-- Story submitted by makhno   [Funny Stories]



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To save money, my dad opted to order a bra to cover some front- end damage on our car. It arrived while my siblings and friends were in the basement watching a movie.

Not knowing that my friends were around, Dad bellowed down to my brother from the top of the stairs. "Hey Justin, the new bra just arrived! Want to come up and help me put it on?"

-- Story submitted by Marty   [Funny Stories]



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A federal magistrate ruled that the Alabama prison policy of allowing female guards to oversee showers by male prisoners is not "cruel and unusual punishment" for the men but a reasonably policy for security and equal employment opportunities for female guards.

-- Story submitted by Tim Meister   [Funny Stories]



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In 1893, Jacob Sechler Coxey (1854-1951), mayor of Massillon, Ohio, and some 20,000 men and women began a march to Washington, DC to demand public building programs - mainly railroads - for the nation's unemployed. Some 600 protesters persisted through the length of the trek and, on May 1, 1894, "Coxey's army" reached Washington and marched along Pennsylvania Avenue.

Before "General" Coxey could deliver a historic speech, however, he was arrested by District police - for walking on the grass.

-- Story submitted by Mark Rosov   [Funny Stories]



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I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society.

Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature.

-- Story submitted by APetsPet   [Funny Stories]



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