Funny Stories

Posted on 19 July 2019


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Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?"

"I don't know," he mumbled, embarrassed by his new found interest in girls. "I'm just reading about her."

I came closer and peered at the screen. "Oh, really?" I said. "So when did you learn to read Spanish?"

-- Story submitted by Helen Pasa   [Funny Stories]



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After arriving home from work, I found out that Courtnay, our six-year-old daughter, had written on the washroom wall at school. I talked to Courtnay about the importance of respecting others and their property. Then I asked her how it was discovered that she'd written on the wall.

"I don't know, Dad," she said.

After reading her a bedtime story that night, I asked again if she had any idea how the teacher had known for sure who had written on the wall.

"I don't know, Dad," Cournay again replied.

Then I asked what she'd written.

"My name," she said.

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son.

Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember - run to Dad first, then the dog."

-- Story submitted by Zamember   [Funny Stories]



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Welsh comedian Tommy Cooper (1923-1984) got out of a taxi one day and slipped something papery into the driver's breast pocket. "Have a drink on me," he said with a smile.

The driver was later surprised to find that Cooper had generously given him...a tea bag.

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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A few months ago, a friend's brother was letting me stay in their (his and girlfriend's) basement for a while. Well, one time the girlfriend had a problem with her computer, a Mac. I had seen Macs before and used them once for a few months many years ago in a vocational trade course, though the OS wasn't as advanced then as it is now, so I wasn't quite as familiar with the system.

So she calls up tech support, talking to them about a master password, and she had no clue what it was or how to bypass it. They wanted beaucoup bucks to give her full support. She never gave in. So I told her I'd take a look at it.

A couple minutes of fiddling around, I found the master password reset option. Apparently, it was blank the entire time...as was the head of the tech who "helped" her.

Just goes to show, even the professionals aren't always "professional" and cost an arm and a leg, while the "amateurs" sometimes are AND FREE.

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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