Funny Stories

Posted on 9 August 2018


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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

-- Story submitted by Adela Sosa   [Funny Stories]



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A friend of mine and his boss went boating a few weeks ago, and they decided to go look at some of the well-known landmarks in the Chesapeake.

Well, they were getting near one of them and the boat ran aground. Unable to back it out, they finally had to get out and push. While they were doing this, an employee at the site came out and watched, and the hapless boaters explained that they'd been looking at the landmark when they got stuck. This exchange followed:

Employee: Sir, do you know what this is?

Boater: A lighthouse.

Employee: Why do you think it's here?

-- Story submitted by Charlie Higgins   [Funny Stories]



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Although desperate to find work, I passed up a job I found on an employment website. It was for a waste water plant operator.

Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

-- Story submitted by Uncle Bubba   [Funny Stories]



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Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt's gift -- a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand.

One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her card read "Scarf, some assembly required."

-- Story submitted by castor   [Funny Stories]



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