Funny Stories

Posted on 8 August 2018


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In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where the TV was located, and then walked out to get the mail.

As my husband approached the TV, he saw a note taped to the screen. It read: "Don't forget to hide the descramblers before the cable guy comes. Love, Tom."

-- Story submitted by Joan Bak   [Funny Stories]



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The summer after college graduation, I was living at home, fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends ... generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather, who never went to college, stopped by.

Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself down to a career.

"Well," he replied, "you better start thinking about it. You'll be thirty before you know it."

"But I'm closer to twenty than to thirty," I protested. "I won't be thirty for eight more years."

"I see," he said, smiling. "And when will you be 20 again?"

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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Cinematographer Brian Heller thought all systems were go as he prepared to shoot inside a New York apartment building for the film "Code of Ethics". The set looked elegant. The cast, poised for its cue, stood ready.

Suddenly, the camera jerked to a stop. On a second try, it did it again. The circuitry inside the camera fizzled. A crew member eventually pinpointed the problem: a burglar alarm one floor below that was emitting a strong burst of microwaves.

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them, they'll never come back," I replied.

-- Story submitted by Selinder   [Funny Stories]



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