Funny Stories

Posted on 11 July 2018


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Nothing rattles my father-in-law, especially when the St. Louis Cardinals are on TV.

One day we were watching a game when my mother-in-law shrieked from the kitchen, "Jim, there's a horsefly in here!"

Not taking his eyes off the screen, he barked back, "Give it some cough syrup."

-- Story submitted by Ed   [Funny Stories]



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While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?" she asked.

As I turned the figurine's arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed.

"I see... it's a lot like my husband," she said. "You have to twist his arm to get anything out of him."

-- Story submitted by Lara Koch   [Funny Stories]



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I was at my friend Betty's house on Halloween night. Every year, she answers the door wearing a long black cape, a witch's hat and protruding teeth.

The doorbell rang, and one little boy waiting for treats had teeth that looked like Betty's. "Oh, you've got a set of teeth like mine," she told him.

"Yeah," he replied, "but mine aren't my own!"

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her.

Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends.

-- Story submitted by pinoyson   [Funny Stories]



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