Funny Stories

Posted on 10 July 2018


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My 3 year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so, of course, I checked my 7 month old daughter and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No."

I kept thinking, Oh my, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me. Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled..."SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time. I've just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

-- Story submitted by kassandra   [Funny Stories]



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Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first baby. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get out of there?"

She wanted to keep it simple so she said, "The doctor will help."

His eyes widened in amazement as he exclaimed, "You've got a doctor in there, too?!"

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured me nothing was wrong. Then I told him I was planning a cruise to Alaska and asked if he had any suggestions for avoiding the discomfort.

"Have fun," he said with a straight face, "But don't go overboard."

-- Story submitted by Drew   [Funny Stories]



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I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my nine-year-old asked, "How did you text on it?"

My 15-year-old daughter roared with laughter, until a thought occurred to her: "Wait, where did you store your contacts?"

-- Story submitted by castor   [Funny Stories]



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