Funny Stories

Posted on 29 June 2020


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There was a young guy in our credit union opening his first checking account. He filled out the various forms and chose the style of checks he wanted.

"One more thing," I said, pointing to the top of the form he'd just completed. "Is this how you want your name and address printed on your checks?"

"No," he said. "I want it printed neater."

-- Story submitted by Rebecca   [Funny Stories]



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As I approached my husband-to-be at the front of the church, I noticed tears in his eyes. I knew he was about to break down. To lighten the moment I made some outrageous faces at him. It worked!

The ceremony proceeded smoothly and I was proud of my quick thinking...until I saw the video.

-- Story submitted by Rebecca   [Funny Stories]



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When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police.

They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

-- Story submitted by Pete Hamilton   [Funny Stories]



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I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother.

I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her.

-- Story submitted by Sophia   [Funny Stories]



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What a difference a century makes. In 1909, one hundred years ago, sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo. The five leading causes of death in the United States were pneumonia and influenza, tuberculosis, diarrhea, heart disease, and stroke. The American flag has 45 stars. There were 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads, and the maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

-- Story submitted by cutie pa2ti   [Funny Stories]



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