Funny Stories

Posted on 21 May 2020


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When I arrived at my father's apartment complex, I was greeted by the disconcerting sight of a fire truck parked outside. There was no sign of smoke, and the firefighters didn't seem worried. Still, I asked one, "Is it safe to go inside? I'm a little wary of entering a building when the fire truck's lights are on."

"Don't worry about it," he said. "We do it all the time."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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Joshua Nkomo, the vice president of Zimbabwe, is rearing more than 100 goats at his official residence. Neighbors have complained, saying it's against city regulations.

Meanwhile, police in Brasilia are investigating the death of a goat running for mayor of Pilar -- where it had been leading in the polls. The animal's political supporters have suggested that "Frederico" was assassinated by a political rival.

"He had a lot of foam in his mouth," his owner said. ...Foaming at the mouth? Typical politician.

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $125. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.

"You'll get $50," said the clerk.

"This is insane," I protested as I handed him my credit card.

"I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always thought that a person who buys a finance book for $125 then sells it back for $50 should fail the course."

-- Story submitted by Rich Holston   [Funny Stories]



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I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me.

As we laugh and made sexual comments about him that we thought he couldn't understand, he asks me, "First time in Moscow?"

-- Story submitted by Nata   [Funny Stories]



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Michael Robinson, who rang police to deliver a bomb threat, but became so agitated about the mounting cost of the call that he began screaming "Call me back!" and left his phone number.

-- Story submitted by Ian Bailey   [Funny Stories]



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