Funny Stories

Posted on 15 May 2018


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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle.

"No, no, no!" she screamed.

"Lizzie," scolded her mother, "that's not polite behavior."

With that, the girl yelled even louder, "No, thank you! No, thank you!"

-- Story submitted by Anna Spencer   [Funny Stories]



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You know there is a lot of money to be made by developing a useful phone app. With the fitness craze and everyone being weight conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.

I want to announce the Newest phone app available for tracking progress in your fitness program. It is called the Personal Scale App. This is how it works: You program your IPhone or Droid with my new app, place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand on it. The phone will record your current weight and display it on the screen.

My only problem is it only seems to work once.

-- Story submitted by Dron   [Funny Stories]



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This one happened few years ago in Switzerland: A man went to a photo shop, had pictures taken, and while the photographer developed the pictures he took off with the cash register.

Leaving behind, of course, the pictures of himself.

-- Story submitted by Brian Kerr   [Funny Stories]



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Romance novel cover boy Fabio is OK after being injured on a roller coaster at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, Va.

The akimbo Adonis, making a public appearance to inaugurate the new ride, was hit in the face by a bird while being the first to ride the coaster. When the train came to a halt, he was covered with blood from a gash on his face. When told of the incident, a spokeswoman for Fabio's publisher reacted, "Oh my God! Think if his mouth was open!"

That's the secret to his success: he never opens his mouth.

-- Story submitted by Madia   [Funny Stories]



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