Funny Stories

Posted on 7 April 2021


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"My dog just ate two bags of unpopped popcorn!" yelled a panicked client to the receptionist at our veterinarian's office. "What should I do?"

Clearly not as alarmed as the worried pet owner, the receptionist responded coolly: "Well, the first thing I would do is keep him out of the sun."

-- Story submitted by Barry   [Funny Stories]



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My husband and I were at a car dealer's, shopping for a new car, when I noticed an older couple admiring the same one I was looking at. The husband turned to his wife and said, "Well, you said we should start enjoying life and spending some of our retirement money."

"Yes," she replied, "but I was talking about buying a dishwasher!"

-- Story submitted by Irma Mendez   [Funny Stories]



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I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign.

-- Story submitted by kulibin   [Funny Stories]



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When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"

"We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.

"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.

"Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.

"Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."

-- Story submitted by Tom-tom   [Funny Stories]



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I burned a CD with some multimedia stuff on it for a friend of a friend. He couldn't get them working, because, it turned out, he had a very old computer.

Him: "How come they don't work?"

Me: "You need a new motherboard, CPU, case, power supply, lots more RAM, and maybe a new video card."

Him: "Can you download them for me?"

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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