Funny Stories

Posted on 25 March 2020


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Sally was puzzled recently by the odd messages she kept getting on her voice mail. Day after day, all she'd hear, from friends, family, and customers alike, would be their message and then they'd ALL say, "BEEP."

We were talking about something else at the moment but I had her check her voice mail message anyway to see if there was a clue. She discovered the solution to the BEEP riddle when she dialed her own phone number.

Her message said, "I'm not available right now, so please leave a beep after the message."

-- Story submitted by Kristen Reed   [Funny Stories]



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Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell.

"Yeah?" a voice called from inside.

"Does Dylan Houseman live here?"

"Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We'll drag him in later."

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes".

My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours.

-- Story submitted by NotThatKind   [Funny Stories]



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I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too.

The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious.

-- Story submitted by Greg Butler   [Funny Stories]



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Tulsa, Oklahoma. Firefighters were called to a church during a birthday party for Mabel McCullough. The alarm had been triggered by smoke from the candles on the cake of the 95-year-old woman. In July, Missouri's new vehicle safety law took effect, prohibiting people from riding in the open bed of a pickup truck. However, an exception was provided for a family transporting their kids where there are too many to ride in the cab and where the truck is the family's only vehicle.

The sponsor called the exception "The Jed Clampett amendment."

-- Story submitted by John Veron   [Funny Stories]



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