Funny Stories

Posted on 12 March 2018


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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.

After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

-- Story submitted by Maria Garner   [Funny Stories]



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I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun.

Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my phone started to ring from my pocket...

-- Story submitted by David   [Funny Stories]



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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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I was taking care of my grandchildren for a few days. One day, as I was sewing my granddaughter's torn pants, I told my eight-year-old grandson, Michael, how lucky they were to have me take care of them.

"You're very lucky, too, Grandma," Michael said after a moment's thought. "You're still alive."

-- Story submitted by Nancy   [Funny Stories]



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