Funny Stories

Posted on 11 March 2018


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Driving down the highway one day, I saw this slogan on the back of a well-known trucking company's vehicle: "We Go That Extra Mile."

Then I noticed another phrase scrawled in the dirt just below it: "Because We Missed the Last Exit!"

-- Story submitted by Lulu   [Funny Stories]



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A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer. Here are their responses.

Tim - "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."

Melanie - "Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice."

Grady - "My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny."

Toby - "My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing."

Lilly - "My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool."

Ethan - "I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting."

Shirley - "I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep."

Jack - "My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense."

-- Story submitted by pico   [Funny Stories]



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Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits."

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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Leaving a funeral, my 13-year-old son dropped a heavy question on me: "What will happen to us if you and Dad die?"

My young daughter knew: "We'd go in the limo."

-- Story submitted by Betsy   [Funny Stories]



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