Funny Stories

Posted on 23 February 2018


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When my luggage didn't make the flight home with me, I stormed over to the airport's customer-service counter.

"Can you describe your suitcase?" the clerk asked.

"It's a navy-blue duffle bag, about 60 centimeters long, 45 centimeters wide and 50 centimeters high," I said. "It has red piping around the edges, three big stars on one side, and the words 'Atlanta Olympics' in big letters on the other side."

"Okay," she said. "And is there anything distinctive about your bag?"

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.

As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place...

Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know, tower, we ain't done crashing yet."

-- Story submitted by Ryan Moore   [Funny Stories]



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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"

Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia.

He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

-- Story submitted by Gabbro   [Funny Stories]



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Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, "Wildlife Refuge."

Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, my husband shook his head. "He almost made it."

-- Story submitted by Jodi   [Funny Stories]



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