Funny Stories

Posted on 20 February 2019


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

I had trouble with the idea of turning 50 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my bangs, I pointed to my forehead and asked my husband, "Oh no, have you seen this?"

"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"

-- Story submitted by Ola   [Funny Stories]



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My husband works in the fuels squadron at an Air Force base, and many of his co-workers complain about the superior attitude of the pilots.

One day the fuel guys decided to put things in perspective for the proud pilots. They all came to work wearing shirts inscribed, "Without fuel, pilots are pedestrians."

-- Story submitted by Elaine   [Funny Stories]



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Even at age 88, my mother was vain about her looks. At a party, an old friend exclaimed, "Edith, you haven't changed in 20 years."

"Oh," said Mom, horrified. "I hope I didn't look like this 20 years ago."

-- Story submitted by Eva Kerry   [Funny Stories]



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I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage.

When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand.

-- Story submitted by Eva   [Funny Stories]



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I was on my way to the dentist's office to have my teeth cleaned.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to brush your teeth before you go?"

I said, "No, why should I? I never wash my car before I take it to a car wash."

-- Story submitted by lyle   [Funny Stories]



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