Funny Stories

Posted on 12 January 2021


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The insurance agency I work for draws business from a retirement community. Once, when applying for auto insurance for a client, I asked him how many miles he drives in a year. He said he didn't know.

"Well, do you drive 10,000 miles a year?" I asked, "or 5,000?"

He said the numbers sounded high. "What month is this?" he asked. I told him it was July.

"Maybe this will help," he said. "I filled the car with gas in February."

-- Story submitted by zilber   [Funny Stories]



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For much of her bartending shift, my wife had to contend with a rowdy customer. At the end of the night, he demanded, "Where's the bathroom!?"

"Go down the hallway, and you'll see a door marked gentlemen," she said. "But don't let that deter you."

-- Story submitted by castor   [Funny Stories]



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If you're going to court where prosecutors are looking to throw the book at you for breaking the law, here?s some good advice: "don't give them the book!"

One man learned that lesson the hard way when he was caught carrying marijuana into a courthouse on the day of his prosecution, according to the Laurinburg Exchange.

Anyone care to guess what charge he was facing when he had a rainforest of pot on his person? That's right, good old-fashioned drug possession.

The defendant had the weed hidden in a coat he was wearing. He claimed the coat wasn't his when he was wearing, which is high likely since it's hard to remember which clothes are yours when you are high.

Sheriff's deputies told the newspaper that this was not a common occurrence. If it was, the DA's office would just go home early every day and offer opening and closing statements to the jury that consistent only of the word "Winner".

-- Story submitted by Charles Larrabee   [Funny Stories]



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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

How Smart Is Your Right Foot? Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand... Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it.

-- Story submitted by funny   [Funny Stories]



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Notecase from the Sky

In October 1975 Mrs Lynn Connolly was hanging washing in her garden in the Quadrant, Hull, when she felt a sharp tap on the top of her head. It was caused by a small silver notecase, 63mm by 36.5mm, hinged, containing a used notepad with 13 sheets left. It was marked with the initials 'SE', 'C8', 'TB' (or 'JB') and 'Klaipeda', a Lithuanian seaport.

No one claimed it at the police station, so it was returned to Mrs Connolly. It seems likely it fell only a short distance but from where? If it had dropped from a plane, it would have given her more than a tap.

-- Story submitted by Lulu   [Funny Stories]



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