Funny Stories

Posted on 13 February 2018


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My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"

-- Story submitted by Adamizer   [Funny Stories]



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After successfully trying her case, Clarence Darrow was embraced by his lovely client, who thanked him expansively and desired to know, "How can I ever thank you?"

"My dear," replied the lawyer, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money, there has only been one answer to that question."

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," I teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, I requested an explanation.

"People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard of anybody falling out of stupid."

-- Story submitted by KP-KY   [Funny Stories]



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In Hartlepool, England, six young women decided to squash themselves into a superloo public toilet to save money but all of them became trapped instead.

All six were stuck in the toilet for nearly three hours before a passerby heard their screams and the local fire brigade were called to cut the roof off and let them out.

The local police later stated, "They were furious at being ignored but the sounds of screams from public loos in Hartlepool isn't uncommon!"

-- Story submitted by Ian Paten   [Funny Stories]



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