Funny Stories

Posted on 13 August 2018


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At a recent software engineering management course at Boeing in America, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay on board.

"With my team's software," he said, "the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off."

-- Story submitted by h33   [Funny Stories]



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December 1997 Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth.

This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000.00 and dental expenses.

-- Story submitted by edd   [Funny Stories]



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Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable.

At one particular office, employees are taking management's belt- tightening orders seriously:

"I'm taking two cups of coffee instead of five a day from the office kitchen," said one of the workers.

"I'm taking home only half the office supplies I used to," one worker noted.

"I'm using one roll of toilet paper instead of two rolls a day", said the other who mentioned that he used to spend two hours in the office toilet a day."

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off.

Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker.

-- Story submitted by Kira Shelt   [Funny Stories]



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