Funny Stories

Posted on 15 April 2018


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Do those guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for a bunch of personal data when you're just there to buy something as simple as a couple AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these people as much as they do us. A while ago I was in Radio Shack buying a printer cable adapter and the guy asked me for my name.

"Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-Johnson," I replied.

(blank look of confusion)

"How do you spell that?" he asked, obviously not wanting to know.

"With a hyphen," I clarified.

"Once more?" he asked.

"Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-Johnson."

"Could you please spell that?" he asked, glancing at the half dozen people waiting behind me.

"Oh... just like it sounds," I said non-chalantly.

Putting down "Johnson," he went on and asked about the address.

"Washburn, Wisconsin, 14701 N.E. Wachatanoobee Parkway, Complex 3, Building O, Apt. 1382B," I replied.

Almost through writing all this down, I said, "Or did you mean current address?"

Stopping, he said, (becoming irritated) "Yes. Current address."

"Diluthian Heights, Mississippi, 1372 S. Tinatonabee Avenue, Building 14C, Suite 2, Box 138201," I replied quite slowly.

Waiting until he finished I said, "No, wait, it's NORTH Tinatonabee Avenue."

Annoyed, he backed up and changed it.

"I think," I interjected.

"And is all this correct?" he asked in a standard manner.

"Of course not," I replied, leaving, "If you want my REAL name and address, look at the credit card receipt."

A little mean, I must admit, but no jury would convict me ... at least, none that had been to Radio Shack.

-- Story submitted by Pakodak   [Funny Stories]



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A friend of mine is a doctor, and while in medical school she was working in a clinic in New York City in a Hispanic neighborhood. Most of her clients didn't speak a word of English.

She called back a young women for a feminine exam, by called her last name. A women in her early 20's stood up and the man next to her in his early 40's followed suit, she brought them back to the examination room, and discovered the young women didn't speak English, she asked Mr. Garsea to ask Ms. Garsea to undress and step into a examination robe, he translated.

By the end of the examination Mr. Garsea look flustered, and she asked what was wrong, he replied, "I want to know when I get my Flu Shoot, and who is this young women on the examination table?"

The two shared the same last name, and didn't want question the authority of a Dr. in the free clinic.

-- Story submitted by Betsy   [Funny Stories]



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Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. He did not to want to wake other residents in the Judson Center social services agency; also he had broken his curfew and wanted no trouble.

In best Santa Claus mode he climbed onto the roof and let himself down the chimney; unfortunately he was too large, and he became stuck. The 17 year old began moaning and was heard and rescued.

Fire fighters and police officers from the City of Royal Oak, Michigan, USA, had to pull him out. The youth suffered from minor scrapes and bruises.

-- Story submitted by Lamber   [Funny Stories]



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I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it.

I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it.

-- Story submitted by Susan   [Funny Stories]



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