Funny Stories

Posted on 14 December 2018


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My daughter was going over to the neighbor's house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her.

While at the neighbor's she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbor's phone and dialed our number...

While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbor's phone and answered our phone. There was no one there.

She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy...

Getting very frustrated she left the neighbor's to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone.

My daughter could not figure out what was going on until someone explained it to her.

-- Story submitted by Donna Wilkinson   [Funny Stories]



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On the way back from a cub scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?"

After my son hemmed and hawed a while, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

-- Story submitted by Ryan Bouchard   [Funny Stories]



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I am a supervisor at a water park. Once several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top.

"She" was a fat 15 year old boy.

-- Story submitted by Alan King   [Funny Stories]



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Some Strange National Laws in Singapore

1. Chewing gum on subways may result in fines and/or jail time.

2. The sale of gum is prohibited.

3. Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

4. Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.

5. As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.

6. Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.

7. It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.

8. Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.

9. It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.

10. If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,"I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

11. It is illegal to pee in an elevator.

-- Story submitted by Keith Zheng   [Funny Stories]



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