Funny Stories

Posted on 23 October 2018


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My elder son, David was asked to be a ring bearer at a family wedding when he was five years old. I tried to explain to him what a ring bearer was to see if he would like to do it. All the while, my four-year-old son, Steven, was listening intently.

After I'd finished my explanation and David said he wanted to do it. Steven piped up: "If David is going to be a ring bear, can I be a ring horse?"

-- Story submitted by Elaine   [Funny Stories]



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As everybody knows printing problems are amongst the main causes of trouble for the administrator and often are handed off to the junior of the IT dept.

In this case I was the IT manager, not the junior, but nevertheless users always seeked my advice and help for their printing problems, despite I cared to tell them that "Ed" or "Tommy" were just as qualified as myself, and maybe more, at dealing with printer jams and the like.

Eventually, when I noticed that even people that were previously notified of the policy were blantantly disregarding it I decided to play little tricks on them, just for fun, while I was helping them, so I started inventing improbable causes for their printing problems and describing them while I was, most likely, hunting for specks of paper jammed because they tore the paper off the slot...

One of my favourite stories, and one that I could articulate pretty convincingly given that I trained as a physicist, was about microscopic black holes that formed in close proximity of printers because of the small particles of toner (aren't they microscopic and black, after all?) being zapped by the laser beam and thus shooting off at lightspeed and, sometimes, if they zapped across the circuitry, they could "swallow" their print jobs.

Incredibly, the vast majority of people actually believed this pile of crap and showed stunned faces, oh, man, I should have filmed it !!

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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We'd finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower. "I'm afraid your neighbors might have a good view of you au naturel," he said.

My middle-aged wife put him at ease. "Don't worry," she said. "They'll only look once."

-- Story submitted by Sam Gordon   [Funny Stories]



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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth.

This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

-- Story submitted by edd   [Funny Stories]



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