Funny Stories

Posted on 12 February 2018


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job. I base that on his pre-flight announcement, which was:

"We're going to be taking off in a few ... Whoa, here we go!"

-- Story submitted by galeopat   [Funny Stories]



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Below are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country.

Mesa Verde National Park:
1. Did people build this, or did Indians?
2. Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
3. What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
4. Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
5. Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
1. How much of the cave is underground?
2. So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
3. Does it ever rain in here?
4. How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
5. So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park:
1. Where are the cages for the animals?
2. What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
3. Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park:
1. Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
2. How do you turn it on?
3. When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
4. We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

-- Story submitted by Carlos Pena   [Funny Stories]



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My current wife and my ex-wife barely talk. But they were thrown together when my mother-in-law had all the grandkids at her home for a cookout. Luckily, I wasn't there, which irked my ex.

"Where's Paul?" she asked.

"He's home, mowing the lawn," said my wife.

My ex smiled. "I wish I'd married someone like that."

-- Story submitted by Charles   [Funny Stories]



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In 1952 I was in the Army and just arrived in Frankfurt,Germany. I did not have much money and asked about getting some before payday. I found out that it was easy to get to a pawn shop by calling a taxi.

I got a taxi (that was an experience in itself), went to a pawn shop and pawned my watch. I wrote down the street name and number so I could get back.

On payday, I called a cab again to get my watch. I gave the driver the street and number as 2245 Einbahnstrasse and he burst out laughing.

Einbahnstrasse means "One Way Street".

-- Story submitted by Ted Milton   [Funny Stories]



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