Funny Stories

Posted on 20 June 2018


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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

-- Story submitted by makhno   [Funny Stories]



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One of my friends, a musician, is always upbeat. Nothing gets him down. But when he developed ringing in one ear, I was concerned it might overwhelm even him. When I asked if his condition was especially annoying to a musician, he shook his head.

"Not really," he said cheerfully. "The ringing sound is in the key of B flat, so I use it to tune my cello a half-tone lower."

-- Story submitted by kortis   [Funny Stories]



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When our last child moved out, my wife encouraged me to join Big Brothers. I was matched with a 13-year-old named Alex. At our first outing, we ran into his friend at the library. "Who's he?" the friend asked Alex, pointing to me.

"My Big Brother, Randall."

The boy looked at me, then back at Alex. "Dude, how old is your mother?"

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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A customer called our rental store to ask about rectangular tables. I told him we had six-foot and eight-foot tables.

His response: "What's the difference?"

-- Story submitted by Drew   [Funny Stories]



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