Funny Stories

Posted on 18 November 2018


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How much does a pair of pork chop shoes cost?

If you're the licensee of the Jannali Inn in Sydney's south the price tag is a slippery U.S. $34,817.

That's how much a Sydney court awarded in damages to a man injured when he slipped on the inn's greasy floor after a drinker tied pork chops to his feet to satisfy a requirement to wear shoes to get served, local media reported on Thursday.

Troy Bowron, 25, broke his arm, requiring two plates and 12 pins to fix, when he fell on the greasy floor in November 1997. Bowron sued the inn and the drinker for pain and suffering and loss of income. Ross Lucock, who had been drinking at the inn and was described as "a bit wobbly" by patrons, was eventually refused service by bar staff for not wearing shoes, the New South Wales District Court heard this week.

Lucock returned a short time later wearing a pair of pork chops, which he had won in a raffle earlier, tied to his feet. As the pork chop shoes disintegrated the hotel floor became slippery and Bowron fell after playing pool.

District court judge Anthony Puckeridge ruled on Thursday that the hotel had breached its duty of care by failing to clean up the greasy trail left by Lucock, Australian Associated Press said. Lucock was cleared of any responsibility for the accident.

-- Story submitted by Ashan   [Funny Stories]



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I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm.

I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face.

-- Story submitted by Ben Lenton   [Funny Stories]



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My family had some guests over to the mountain house and we were all talking. My little cousin is only three years old and had a cold at the time. The two cookie jars were on the table. My cousin wanted one, so she reached in.

Her dad told her that he would get her the cookie because she had sneezed on her hands many times. Her dad told her that her hand was dirty.

She put her hand up to her face and looked at it.

She looked at her other one and said, "But dis one isn't."

-- Story submitted by Klara Borisha   [Funny Stories]



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Around 2004, I had just moved out of my house, leaving my extremely clueless parents at the mercy of their computer. Dad can't type, Mom doesn't know how to copy and paste a website address, and their computer runs to this day on AOL dial-up.

I come home one day and take a look at their computer. They complain of viruses and XXX-rated images popping up. I try to install Norton (Bad idea, I know), which becomes a prompt failure as their computer can't handle it. A month or so later, their computer literally blows up. By this I mean it started sparking and smoking.

I eventually suggest that I need a new computer. The one I had was, no joke, a whopping 10gig. My mother promptly cusses me out and says my computer is top of the line. When her own computer blew up from who knows what.

I now have a 300 gig.

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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