Funny Stories

Posted on 6 July 2022


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."

One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"

-- Story submitted by Victoria Howe   [Funny Stories]



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An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500."

He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn. A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived:

"Greens Fee: $200."

-- Story submitted by MaryPoppins   [Funny Stories]



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When he received a journal as a gift, an eight-year-old boy was mystified. He asked his mother what he was supposed to do with it as the pages were blank.

"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you," she replied.

"I see," he said. "It's like a blog on paper."

-- Story submitted by Nancy   [Funny Stories]



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Welsh comedian Tommy Cooper (1923-1984) got out of a taxi one day and slipped something papery into the driver's breast pocket. "Have a drink on me," he said with a smile.

The driver was later surprised to find that Cooper had generously given him...a tea bag.

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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One day I asked if my Mom could shut down my computer. I told her to press "the big gray switch on the computer." After some time, I phoned her and asked if she shut the machine down, but she replied, saying there wasn't any big gray switch on the keyboard.

Me: "No, Mom, not on the keyboard; it's on the computer."

My Mother: "Computer?"

Me: "Yes, that gray box on the floor."

My Mother: "Ah, the engine!"

Me: "Engine?"

My Mother: "Yes, it's making lots of noise."

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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