Funny Stories

Posted on 13 December 2017


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I was looking through my closet for something to wear, but nothing was calling out to me. So I sought my three-year-old's opinion. "What do you think I should change into?" I asked.

He thought awhile before replying, "A butterfly."

-- Story submitted by Vicky   [Funny Stories]



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When my grandson Artie was 2 1/2 years old, I began to teach him about cooking. We did simple things like cracking eggs and mixing them and mushing ice cream so he could drink it. Little did i know what a great interest he would have in the kitchen until...

My daughter Ruth, his Mom, called me with this great story. Ruth had been working around the house and Artie, enthused by our joyful cooking, found his way silently into the kitchen cabinets where he emptied the flour bag onto the floor. Next was the sugar which he plopped on top of the flour and proceeded to mix it all up across the entire kitchen floor with his hands. Not done yet, he found the back porch door open and went out into the yard.

Luckily Ruth, by then struck by the silence, realized her boy had disappeared and found him in the yard.

His explanation for the kitchen floor and leaving the house? "I was making cookies but I had to go to the store for eggs to mix in; grandma says you have to always use new ones".

Needless to say, I have been asked to teach Artie some new games!

-- Story submitted by Kamilla Skanka   [Funny Stories]



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As three-year-old Kathy and her parents were leaving the church service, the pastor shook the little girl's hand and said, "It was so nice to see you in church this morning."

Just then Kathy noticed a young woman wearing a leopard print blouse. She pointed and exclaimed loudly, "Hey, Daddy. That lady's shirt matches your underpants."

-- Story submitted by Nancy   [Funny Stories]



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Throwing a play-offs party for some friends, I was searching for some food to serve.

I found just the right dish advertised in my supermarket: "Black Hass Avocados. Large and Creamy. Great for Dips Watching Football."

-- Story submitted by Gerry   [Funny Stories]



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