Funny Stories

Posted on 19 September 2017


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As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.

One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.

When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others.

Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"

-- Story submitted by Rob Camerson   [Funny Stories]



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My 18-year-old brother, Brad, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father's Day and he had neglected to buy a card for our dad. After much searching, Brad located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to our father.

Upon opening it, Dad read this message: "You've been like a father to me." He looked at Brad, puzzled.

"Well, Dad," Brad tried to explain, "it was either that or the card that said, 'Now that I'm a father too!'"

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors’ Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

-- Story submitted by Sam Caprino   [Funny Stories]



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When Elaina picked up her three-year-old son Billy from preschool, he jumped into the car and said, "I'm glad you named me Billy."

Elaina asked, "Why is that?"

The little boy said, "Cuz that's what everyone calls me."

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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