Funny Stories

Posted on 28 May 2022


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Because my tenth grade math class had difficulty solving an algebra problem, I went to the blackboard to demonstrate how it was done. The solution required many steps, but finally we arrived at the answer: X = 0.

One of my students complained, "You mean to tell me we did all that work for nothing?"

-- Story submitted by TTdat   [Funny Stories]



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Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice:

"Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria."

Next to it, a student added, "Socks can eat wherever they want."

-- Story submitted by Green burger   [Funny Stories]



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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.

The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger.

The chef's claim was approved.

-- Story submitted by Rizzle   [Funny Stories]



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Knowing my dismal reputation for keeping houseplants alive, my father gave me a clivia plant. "It's perfect for you," he said. "It thrives on neglect."

Several years passed and the plant bloomed only once. "You must not be neglecting it enough," my dad said.

Then our 21-year-old son moved back home to keep house while his father and I were away in Africa for three months. When we came home, the clivia was in full bloom.

-- Story submitted by Elaine   [Funny Stories]



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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".

I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".

The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"

I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."

-- Story submitted by Eddie   [Funny Stories]



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