Funny Stories

Posted on 15 October 2018


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I was buying a newspaper at the convenience store. The clerk looks down at the paper and says, "Is that fifty cents or a dollar? I can never remember."

I pointed to the clearly-visible price of 50 cents printed on the corner of the paper and said, "Fifty cents. Who'd pay a dollar for this paper?!?"

"Oh, some people do," said the clerk.

"Really? Why?"

"Because that's what I charge them."

-- Story submitted by Larry Wall   [Funny Stories]



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After receiving a lecture from my boss about paying attention to details, I decided to see if he practiced what he preached. When I prepared the payroll checks for the next pay period, I added two extra zeros to mine. Then I brought the batch in for his signature. I stood at his desk as time and again he wrote his name with a flourish - "Tom A. Grandel."

When he finished, he gave me the checks to distribute. Soon afterward, I opened mine. On the signature line, in my boss's elegant handwriting, was "Try And Getit."

-- Story submitted by Greg Parker   [Funny Stories]



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It was a big tradition for my friends and I to attend the annual Earth Day Festival. Sponsored by a local radio station, there was always a huge turnout of people, musicians and vendors. It was always a party except when you had to use the bathroom. They only provided about 12 port-a-potty's which meant an enormous crowd of impatient, bored people.

After I had waited a good half hour I finally got my turn! As most of them are, the port-a-potty was nasty as hell so I rushed to do my thing as quickly as possible... throwing up my skirt and making sure not to sit down. When I came out I let out a huge sigh of relief and ran across the field to meet back up with my friends making note of tons of people laughing at me as I ran and skipped back to my circle.

After a good 10 min or so passes, I got really annoyed because even my friends were snickering at me... Was I just paranoid? And finally one of them broke down and pointed out that my skirt was completely tucked into my underwear exposing my entire back end!

The next morning on the radio, they actually made mention of the incident on the air!

-- Story submitted by Hammerbold   [Funny Stories]



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Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. He did not to want to wake other residents in the Judson Center social services agency; also he had broken his curfew and wanted no trouble.

In best Santa Claus mode he climbed onto the roof and let himself down the chimney. Unfortunately he was too large, and he became stuck. The 17 year old began moaning and was heard and rescued. Fire fighters and police officers from the City of Royal Oak, Michigan, USA, had to pull him out.

The youth suffered from minor scrapes and bruises.

-- Story submitted by Liam Roth   [Funny Stories]



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