Funny Stories

Posted on 18 November 2017


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

A Doctor's Story

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'".

-- Story submitted by Dr. Greene   [Funny Stories]



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Former Secretary of State Dean Acheson, invited by then President Nixon to participate in a council of past and present Presidential advisers, was asked afterward why the meeting had taken so long.

He replied: "We are all old and we are all eloquent."

-- Story submitted by Andrew   [Funny Stories]



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A moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move.

Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture.

-- Story submitted by Kate   [Funny Stories]



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I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us.

He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away.

I'm a woman.

-- Story submitted by offendedfemme   [Funny Stories]



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