Funny Stories

Posted on 20 May 2018


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The following story is an excerpt from an interview with singer Tom Jones published in the San Fransisco Examiner 2/12/89.

The interviewer asked Mr. Jones whether he ever has problems with the husbands of the women who throw their underwear onto the stage during his performances.

"One night a woman came down to the stage to retrieve an undergarment and I gave her a big kiss. I asked her name, and if she was married. She said 'yes' and pointed out her husband at a nearby table. I explained to him that the kiss was all in fun and that I hoped he hadn't taken offense.

He just smiled and said, 'Look, you pump up the tires, and I'll ride the bike.'"

-- Story submitted by Ray Coates   [Funny Stories]



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A distraught mother rushed into the backyard, where her eight-year-old son was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker.

"What do you think you're doing?" she demanded.

"I'm just entertaining my little sister," explained Tommy.

"Where is she?" asked Mom.

"Under the bath."

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"

"We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.

"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.

"Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.

"Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."

-- Story submitted by Tom-tom   [Funny Stories]



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I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, bleeding and I had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.

My fears were alleviated though when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"

-- Story submitted by Mike Brown   [Funny Stories]



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