Funny Stories

Posted on 22 April 2017


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

When Marlene brought her eight-year-old son Christopher to the children's room at the library, he was delighted to see it had a new chess set for kids.

He went up to the children's librarian and said, "Thank you. I love your new chest."

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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In Zaire it has been found that the rare Pygmy chimpanzees have an amazing sexual appetite which outranks even the rabbit. They have been seen having sex in all different ways including males with males and females with females. It seems that sex is their main form of communication although the downside is that they can become very neurotic and some can die instantly of fright.

Female Pygmy Chimps often manipulate males by luring them into sex and then stealing their food.

-- Story submitted by Samanta White   [Funny Stories]



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I'm an employee of a major computer retail store. Recently I saw a woman wandering around, looking confused. I asked her if I could help.

Customer: "Yes, I'm trying to compare these computers to see which one is better."

Me: "What are you looking for in a computer?"

She looked at me disdainfully, as if I was the world's dumbest idiot for having to ask.

Customer: "I need a computer with both megabytes and gigabytes."

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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Stories by Travel Agents

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.

When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas has a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

-- Story submitted by Mila Dorkin   [Funny Stories]



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