Funny Stories

Posted on 24 April 2018


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Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She bumped the car in front, then backed up and hit the car behind her. This went on about two minutes.

I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while?"

-- Story submitted by J.J.Harker   [Funny Stories]



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My husband and I found a charming bed-and-breakfast nestled in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. Though enchanted, I nonetheless had some questions about the accommodations.

"Does the room have its own bath?" I asked.

Nodding, the proprietor answered, "If no one else shows up, it does."

-- Story submitted by Emma Ward   [Funny Stories]



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The big electronic computer in the accounting department performed admirably until summer weather arrived. Then it practically quit. A diagnosis of the trouble revealed that the machine was extremely sensitive to changes in temperature, so the only thing to do was to move it into an air-conditioned room. Now, as we office drones perspire and droop, we are treated to the vision of the computer operating coolly and efficiently beyond the glass wall of its private office.

What was that again about men being smarter than machines?

-- Story submitted by Charles   [Funny Stories]



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My best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy.

I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now."

-- Story submitted by dammitt   [Funny Stories]



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