Funny Stories

Posted on 13 January 2018


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A Chilean presenter was shot in the leg on TV when a guest on his show accidentally used a real gun in what was supposed to be a fake duel.

It was only when Jaime Campuzano's leg started to bleed that the crew realized what had happened, reports Terra. He was shot by Anibal Rios Montt, a farmer and renowned Chilean eccentric who is obsessed with cowboy movies and insists on being called "Sheriff".

Mr Montt challenged Mr Campuzano to a fake duel in front of the cameras and shot first, hitting him in the leg.

He said: "I had two pistols, a fake one and a real one and I took the real one by mistake. I am devastated."

Mr Campuzano, who suffered only a minor injury, said he understood it had been an accident and bore no grudges.

-- Story submitted by Manuel   [Funny Stories]



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I'll tell you what my daddy told me after my first trial. I thought I was just great.

I asked him, "How did I do?"

He paused and said, "You've got to guard against speaking more clearly than you think."

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor.

There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors.

-- Story submitted by Alice   [Funny Stories]



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My mom told me to go between the mattresses of her bed and give my sister back her cell phone that she'd confiscated.

I found the phone, but only after I found all my mom's pleasuring devices.

-- Story submitted by tet   [Funny Stories]



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