Funny Stories

Posted on 23 June 2018


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Two robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the police were getting hot on their trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first break-in.

The police just followed their footsteps in the snow from the store to their house...

-- Story submitted by J.Harker   [Funny Stories]



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Even at age 88, my mother was vain about her looks. At a party, an old friend exclaimed, "Edith, you haven't changed in 20 years."

"Oh," said Mom, horrified. "I hope I didn't look like this 20 years ago."

-- Story submitted by Eva Kerry   [Funny Stories]



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I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing.

Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing.

-- Story submitted by keepsmiling   [Funny Stories]



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Visiting his parents' retirement village in Florida, my middle-aged friend, Tim, went for a swim in the community pool while his elderly father took a walk. Tim struck up a conversation with the only other person in the pool, a five-year-old boy. After a while, Tim's father returned from his walk and called out, "I'm ready to leave."

Tim then turned to his new friend and announced that he had to leave because his father was calling. Astonished, the wide-eyed little boy cried, "You're a kid?"

-- Story submitted by Lulu   [Funny Stories]



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