Funny Stories

Posted on 6 December 2017


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A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.

"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get."

-- Story submitted by Leon Corbin   [Funny Stories]



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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete ... she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones.

It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

-- Story submitted by Hilda Dixon   [Funny Stories]



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When he received a journal as a gift, an eight-year-old boy was mystified. He asked his mother what he was supposed to do with it as the pages were blank.

"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you," she replied.

"I see," he said. "It's like a blog on paper."

-- Story submitted by Nancy   [Funny Stories]



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CLEVELAND, Ohio.
It was another typical morning for Elese Martin. She was just making her way into the bathroom when she thought she saw something floating in the toilet.

What she found when she bent over to peek into the bowl was the majority of a five-foot-long boa constrictor. The snake was attempting to slither its way into the apartment via the plumbing but was still partially trapped in the pipes. If Elese had walked in a few minutes later she would have found the animal coiled on the floor, or perhaps in the bathtub.

Police eventually caught it by using a noose designed for handling wild dogs. Police say the snake may have been a pet, but building managers say they would evict any resident who had kept the reptile in the building.

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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