Funny Stories

Posted on 25 June 2017


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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions."

Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one.

Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased... an expensive book about Chess.

-- Story submitted by Colin Bowyer   [Funny Stories]



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I was addressing some mail when I noticed that my card file of frequently used addresses was missing. Thinking it must have fallen from my typing table into the wastebasket, I called the office janitor. "I've lost my Rolodex," I told him. "It may have been picked up with the trash. Is there any way you could find it?"

He said he would conduct a search. When the janitor informed me he had searched every trash container for my Rolodex, with no luck, I thanked him for his trouble.

As I left work that evening, the janitor met me at the door. "Good night," he said smiling apologetically. "Sorry I couldn't find your watch."

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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In April 1997, a turkey hunter in Yellowwood State Forest, Indiana, came upon a huge sandstone boulder wedged between three branches of an oak tree about 35 feet from the ground. The arrow shaped rock was estimated to weight 500lb. Subsequently, four more large boulders were found wedged high up in trees elsewhere in the forest. All were in remote areas.

None of the trees were damaged and there were no signs of heavy equipment begin used or of tornado damage and no one recalled any mishaps involving dynamite anywhere nearby.

-- Story submitted by Helma Rosenthal   [Funny Stories]



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Me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation.

As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt.

-- Story submitted by Sophia   [Funny Stories]



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