Funny Stories

Posted on 24 May 2017


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I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young.

As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said, "Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!"

I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing.

The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear.

I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby."

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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As I pulled into the parking lot at the department store, I noticed a car with its headlights on. I jotted down the make, color and licence number. Inside the store I joined the line at the information desk. When the clerk reached me, I told her a white Ford in the parking lot had its lights on and gave her the number.

"Thank you," she replied, and went on to another customer.

The lady next to me asked her indignantly, "Aren't you going to announce it?"

"There's no need," she replied sheepishly. "That car belongs to me."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh.

After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years.

-- Story submitted by Dummy   [Funny Stories]



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According to careerbuilder.com, a full 15 percent of workers admit to getting to the office late at least once a week. And here are some of their excuses:

I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.

I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

Someone stole all my daffodils.

I had to go audition for American Idol.

I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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