Funny Stories

Posted on 17 June 2018


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A couple were vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp and to calm her concerns, they'd talk to the park ranger to see what the likelihood of a bear encounter would be.

The ranger told them, "Well, we haven't seen any grizzlies in this area so far this year, or black bears, for that matter."

The wife shrieked, "There's two types of bears out here? How can you tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?"

The ranger replied, "Well, that's easy, see, if the bear chases you up a tree and it comes up after you, it's a black bear. If it SHAKES the tree until you fall out, it's a grizzly."

The motel room was quite nice.

-- Story submitted by Mike Stonehill   [Funny Stories]



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The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She sent the following email: "If anybody can say where they lost $70, please let me know and it will be returned to you."

Within minutes one employee emailed back, "Kentucky Derby, 2001."

-- Story submitted by Paul Gore   [Funny Stories]



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I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young.

As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said, "Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!"

I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing.

The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear.

I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby."

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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My techie husband and I were walking in the high desert when he stopped to photograph one stunning vista after another.

Overcome by the sheer beauty, he paid it his ultimate compliment: "Everywhere I look is a screen saver!"

-- Story submitted by Vena   [Funny Stories]



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