Funny Stories

Posted on 25 March 2019


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Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver's license.

"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.

"No," I replied.

"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."

-- Story submitted by Sandra Karo   [Funny Stories]



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The Marines were backing up Los Angeles police on a call that someone had broken into a store.

At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approached the store. (To police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat ... to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!)

The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they put down their weapons.

The thief, quite scared at this point, called 9-1-1 and reported, "They're shooting at me!"

-- Story submitted by Greg Parker   [Funny Stories]



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One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring.

After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir," she interjected, "do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office?"

-- Story submitted by Hanna Brendt   [Funny Stories]



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Homossassa, FL. A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He asked to see a couple guns. The attendant left for a moment and the guy stole the guns.

Not only was he video-taped, the police used the address on his application to go to his house and arrest him.

-- Story submitted by Ray Coates   [Funny Stories]



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In 1914, during the battle of Tanga, in East Africa the winner was decided by a swarm of bees. With the British taking on the might of the German army all was going well until, angered by the noise of the bullets, a swarm of aggressive African bees emerged from their hives and chased the untrained Indian soldiers, on the British side, back to the coast.

The British were then forced to evacuate and ended up losing over 1000 men.

-- Story submitted by Samanta White   [Funny Stories]



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