Funny Stories

Posted on 17 June 2017


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Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm - all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong direction. "I was first." "Let me through." "You're on my tail." "That's my spot." They're like the Three Billion Stooges.

But the egg is very cool: "Well, who's it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. I'm not swimming anywhere."

-- Story submitted by Maria Garner   [Funny Stories]



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I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room... Until someone walked out of the one next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show.

-- Story submitted by draggirl   [Funny Stories]



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One day a studio usher knocked on the door of actress Ethel Barrymore's Hollywood dressing room.

"A couple of gals in the reception room, Miss Barrymore, who say they went to school with you," she announced.

"What shall I do?" Barrymore's reply, "Wheel them in."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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During naval flight training, our instructor kept referring to the engine as the air conditioner.

When a student asked him why he did this, he replied, "Because when it stops turning, you start sweating."

-- Story submitted by Andrew   [Funny Stories]



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