Funny Stories

Posted on 26 April 2018


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My six-year-old nephew Julian likes to talk to everyone. On a short road trip, I stopped to pay a toll. As I pocketed my change, Julian leaned forward and yelled, "Thank you!" to the toll collector. There was no reply. He repeated his comment but was again met with silence.

As I pulled away, he called out, "We don't HAVE to shop here, you know!"

-- Story submitted by skippy   [Funny Stories]



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I was in a customer's home one afternoon and while I was talking to the customer, their 4 year old little girl whose name was Michelle, tugged on my pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, "I got a new bicycle, do you want to see it?"

I said, "Sure Michelle." So off to the backyard we went. Upon getting into the backyard, I saw a brand new girl's bicycle.

"Wow, Michelle!! That's a beautiful bicycle." I complimented. "Can you ride it?"

"Yeah, I can ride it," she said, then with a sad face she pouted, "but it's broke."

I looked at the new bicycle and couldn't see anything wrong with it, so I asked her, "What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know," she shrugged, "but every time I ride it, it falls down!"

-- Story submitted by makhno   [Funny Stories]



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During a high school break-in in Plymouth, North Carolina, two burglars found a camera in one of the classrooms and amused themselves by taking pictures of each other committing the crime. When they couldn't figure out how to get the film out of the camera, they concluded it wasn't loaded and left it behind.

The men apparently didn't realize they'd been fooling around with a digital camera that stores pictures on a computer disk. Investigators downloaded the snapshots to a computer and got a complete photographic record of the break-in. The suspects were quickly arrested.

-- Story submitted by skand   [Funny Stories]



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Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving.

And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy...Get off here, now!"

But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't.

Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up."

-- Story submitted by Maria Garner   [Funny Stories]



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