Funny Stories

Posted on 18 January 2022


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As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

-- Story submitted by Mike Myers   [Funny Stories]



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Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my drivers license and birth certificate.

The clerk looked at my drivers license and copied down some information. She then picked up my birth certificate and gave it a long look.

"Is anything wrong?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date."

-- Story submitted by Jim Bolling   [Funny Stories]



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Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money.

The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars.

-- Story submitted by Brian Hamble   [Funny Stories]



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In 1893, Jacob Sechler Coxey (1854-1951), mayor of Massillon, Ohio, and some 20,000 men and women began a march to Washington, DC to demand public building programs - mainly railroads - for the nation's unemployed. Some 600 protesters persisted through the length of the trek and, on May 1, 1894, "Coxey's army" reached Washington and marched along Pennsylvania Avenue.

Before "General" Coxey could deliver a historic speech, however, he was arrested by District police - for walking on the grass.

-- Story submitted by Mark Rosov   [Funny Stories]



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VANCOUVER -- It may not be over for a Victoria man who shot his mouth off, and then his genitals. Police are considering weapons and drug charges against him when he gets out of the hospital. It happened in Vancouver after an argument in which the 20-year-old man pulled out a .357 Magnum revolver and threatened a few people. He then jammed it back in his pants, when it went off, blowing away his testicles and most of his penis.

Police Constable Anne Drennan says it's "very tragic," adding, "Can you imagine?" The incident occurred early Friday morning.

Police recovered the gun in a garbage can, and say the victim had cocaine and heroin with him.

-- Story submitted by itisthedude   [Funny Stories]



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