Funny Stories

Posted on 12 November 2017


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When I was in first grade, my teacher was having a spelling contest. One of my friends was going against another girl. The word was T H I S.
Being young and wanting to come in first with the right word, she spelled SHIT first.

The whole class was stunned and we didn't understand. But our teacher laughed so hard she had to leave the room.

And now 10 years later we still tease her about it.

-- Story submitted by Emma   [Funny Stories]



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Brenda's six-year-old daughter was explaining to the other kids what "extinct" meant:

"Well," she said in all seriousness, "it means that the dinosaurs are all dead and have been dead so long they don't stink anymore. That's why they call them exstinked."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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My aunt is a first grade teacher in Northern New York. One day she was explaining the different seasons to her class. Summer, Spring, Winter and Fall. My aunt opened the window to show her class the leaves that had fallen on the ground then asked if one of her students could tell her what season it was now. A little boy outfitted with camouflage raised his hand, she called on him.

"What season is it?" she asked.

Without missing a beat, "It's hunting season".

He was right!

-- Story submitted by Emma   [Funny Stories]



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It was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver.

-- Story submitted by thedd   [Funny Stories]



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