Funny Stories

Posted on 12 September 2017


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The seven-year-old wandered into the room where her brand-new baby brother was being nursed. Because of her interest in the process, the mother carefully explained how mother animals make milk for their babies, humans as well. The child seemed satisfied with the answer and was silent for a moment.

Suddenly she looked up and with a puzzled expression on her face said "But Mother, is it pasteurized?"

-- Story submitted by Kathreen Bergan   [Funny Stories]



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Recently my son, Patrick, and I found ourselves short on time and looking for a parking space at the mall. "Angels, we're in a bit of a hurry and would like very much to find a space near the entrance," I said.

"I don't know about all that, Dad," Patrick said uneasily. I started to launch into a little sermon about how God always helps those who ask him, when I saw Patrick's arm shoot out and point toward the front of the mall.

"Look! A space!" Sure enough, right by the entrance. As I was pulling in, Patrick wondered whether it was all just one big coincidence.

"Then again," he said, "maybe it was the angels. Check that out!"

The license plate on the car across from us read "Amen."

-- Story submitted by Charles   [Funny Stories]



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Although desperate to find work, I passed up a job I found on an employment website. It was for a waste water plant operator.

Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

-- Story submitted by Uncle Bubba   [Funny Stories]



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It was the first camping experience for Paul. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Paul.

The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Paul, "if he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!"

-- Story submitted by Joe Perry   [Funny Stories]



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