Funny Stories

Posted on 16 July 2018


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Will's experience at Gatwick

After his return from Rome, Will couldn't find his luggage in the London Gatwick airport baggage area. So he went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn't shown up on the carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

"Now", she asked Will, "has your plane arrived yet?"

-- Story submitted by Trevor Nez   [Funny Stories]



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A fellow salesperson, an animal lover, was suddenly overcome by allergies at one of our company meetings. Coughing, sniffling, watery eyes...he was a mess.

"If you have such terrible allergies, why do you keep so many pets?" asked a friend.

"Because..." - sneeze, cough, hack, - "if I'm going to be sick, I might as well have company."

-- Story submitted by Sarah Won   [Funny Stories]



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These are some of the gaffe's George W Bush made live in his speeches:

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'You have to be prepared'."

"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future too."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

-- Story submitted by Selinder   [Funny Stories]



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One day my 4-year-old daughter, Rachel, was running around the house in her bathing suit and playing with her float that we took with us on vacation. I heard her saying, "swimming, swimming" and making the motions with her hands.

Being the indulgent Mom that I am, I asked her, "Are you swimming, Sweetie?"

Her reply: "No, I'm pretending, Mommy... there's no water in here!"

-- Story submitted by Karen Palos   [Funny Stories]



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