Funny Stories

Posted on 19 June 2018


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I've been getting virus emails from inside the company. The "From:" information has obviously been spoofed. No big deal, pick one that just arrived, read the email headers, see whose machine it is, check the company directory, pull out the cell phone...

"Hi, did you just open an email that you shouldn't have?"

"Oh, um, uh, sorry, yes, I knew that one might be a virus... Um, what do I do?"

"Unplug your machine from the network, and take it to I.T."

"Thanks! Who is this?"

(inspiration strikes)

"I'm from the Internet. Be more careful next time."

-- Story submitted by Kevin Lewis   [Funny Stories]



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I think my grandson best summed up my feelings about abstract art.

We were looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash of colors and he asked, "What's that?"

I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."

"Well," he continued, "Why isn't it?"

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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As part of a nightclub act, Carol Channing sometimes encouraged the members of the audience to ask her personal questions.

"Do you remember the most embarrassing moment you ever had?" asked one man.

"Yes, I do," replied Miss Channing. "Next question?"

-- Story submitted by Marty   [Funny Stories]



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I was leaving the mall. I instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot.

Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car.

-- Story submitted by Sophia   [Funny Stories]



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