Funny Stories

Posted on 21 September 2021


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A martial arts teacher sent this design to the printer, got two hundred copies, and put them up around hi college campus. Tuesday night comes, and he arrives at the gym at a quarter of seven. To his amazement, there are already around two hundred students there! Now, based on his beautiful poster, he had expected a decent-sized group, but this was extraordinary! He glanced at his poster, and discovered why... The printer had evidently reversed two letters when typesetting the poster: the "T" and the "I" in the title had been transposed.

-- Story submitted by Leo Russell   [Funny Stories]



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My boyfriend and I are always fooling around, sometimes we play little jokes on each other. To understand what happened you have understand what I pulled first.

It started in his backyard. He was reading and catching rays. I was in a silly and frisky mood but knew I had to leave soon for my summer job. So I look over to him and there he is fast asleep, the book on his hairy chest. Well I filled his hands with whipped cream and I tickled his nose. First he brushed his face, thinking it was a bug or fly and he smeared whipped cream on his face. I am holding tight my laugh and I tickle his face again. This time he uses both hands to brush away the imaginary fly and he smears all over his face and wakes up startled and with me in hysterics. So just as he began to chase me... I ran out the front gate, jumped in my car and heading to work - well planned.

Well the tables turned a few weeks later in my girlfriend's house by her pool. He had been teasing me about getting me back and I had successfully avoided all paybacks though there were some close calls. Well I am over at my girlfriend's house with a couple of my girlfriends and in a bikini catching the rays. My boyfriend was supposedly working at the garage. My girlfriend is also very friendly with my boyfriend but I didn't give that any mind. So there I am, catching rays and I fall into a light sleep I hear, in my daze, my girlfriend speaking to someone on her cell and telling them they should come over right now... the time is ripe - whatever that meant and she is giggling.
Next thing I feel and hear is something odd....giggling and different parts of my bod feeling oddly cold. First my legs, then my tummy, then my chest. Then I feel my hands being moved and my hands feel cool, and lots of giggling going on.

Then... something small is moving all over my face... a bug or something. So I take my hands and brush my face and wake up... I jump up and of course you guessed it... I am completely covered in whipped cream (including my face). But that's not the worst part...oh no... as I jump up... my bikini top falls off. I try and grab it, forgetting my hands are full of whipped cream and smear my chest and off falls my bottom too. Someone had untied me completely! Desperately trying to cover myself up while it's all being recorded on video. My girlfriends scoops up my top and bottom and toss it to a hidden figure - my boyfriend!!! Who has a can of whipped cream in his hands and he yells... GOTCHA BABE!!!

I am standing there... just turning all kinds of red, naked as a jaybird - the three of them are tossing my top and bottom back and forth and I am trying with one hand covering my front and one hand in the air trying to get my bikini back, just dying of embarrassment.

-- Story submitted by kassandra   [Funny Stories]



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In her rush to return to university, my friend Jill was caught speeding. When she called to tell her parents, she did her best to downplay the incident.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," she began. "the good news is my 16-year-old car still does 120 kilometers an hour. The bad news is the police know it.

-- Story submitted by Betsy   [Funny Stories]



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My wife Dawn, worked the night before our 36th anniversary, so I left a card on her pillow and a red rose in a vase on the bedside table. That evening, she greeted me with a particularly warm kiss and then held up my card. "Yes, I left you that," I said.

"No, this is the card I bought for you," she said.

"This," Dawn help up another, "is the card you bought for me." At two different stores, we had bought identical anniversary cards.

-- Story submitted by Charles   [Funny Stories]



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A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school. A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't believe he was already in first grade and asked what his mother did all day now that all the three boys were in school.

"Cartwheels," Gregory answered.

-- Story submitted by quietsleeper   [Funny Stories]



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