Funny Stories

Posted on 22 July 2017


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Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down.

The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.

The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air---out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten.

So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food.

This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing.

Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it."

She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."

Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor!

-- Story submitted by Wildcard   [Funny Stories]



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Katharine Hepburn almost always wore pants, even when doing so was decidedly unfashionable.

"You're famous for wearing pants," Barbara Walters once remarked during an interview. "Do you even own a skirt?"

"Yes, I own one," Hepburn replied. "I'll wear it at your funeral."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage.

When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand.

-- Story submitted by Eva   [Funny Stories]



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While driving my young daughter to pre-school one day, I saw that a family of dead raccoons were on the road ahead of me. I sped up hoping that she would not notice them.

"Mommy," she asked, "what was that?"

Thinking quickly, I told her that some wood must have fallen from a truck.

"Oh," she said. "Is that what killed all those raccoons?"

-- Story submitted by Samanta Burt   [Funny Stories]



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